Whoomp.Whoomp.WHOOMP.

Lizbeth. 20. LA. Softball is the thing that keeps me from going postal. It literally kills me that haven't played in a year.
I have a favorite serial killer & for the majority of the week i live in the day between Wednesday & Thursday. I absolutely LOVE The Little Mermaid. Hunter Parrish should just stop frontin' & marry me already.
I'm far too sarcastic for my own good. My friends annoy the living fuck out of me. but i still love them.
ToughLoving is what i apparently enjoy the most.
I absolutely HATE change. They day i order something different at subway, WILL be a monumental day in my life.

sweet-nothingss:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

For the caption

^^lol

frenchloppage:

I cannot get over this. Please let this be real.

omg. what.

(via sweet-nothingss)

(via ack-bound)

  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

ohheyyitsamber:

LMFAOOO!

(via highhannah)